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I'm 19 years old (I'll be 20 in July). I graduated from high school in May of 2009.
Unfortunately, my family was not in a position to help me attend college and I didn't (and still don't) qualify for student loans.
So what does this have to do with you?
I believe that a fundamental part of your success has stemmed from the fact that you were able to attend college, if only for a short time.
Given that, I would ask that you invest in my college education.
Yes. Seriously.
Given a grant of $50,000, I could attend all four years of college and graduate with a Bachelors of Science in Computer Science.
I've been a web developer for eight years, and I've been using and contributing to the Drupal project for two and a half years (yes, you read that correctly: I started programming when I was eleven years old). If I had a degree, I believe that I would be able to be a better contributor to the Drupal project simply because by going to college, I would learn to process and synthesize information differently and more efficiently and perhaps bring new perspectives to the table with regard to design decisions.
I've had reasonably good luck getting a job with my current skill set, but I've run into many barriers because I don't have a degree. One company that I talked with would not even consider me as an applicant because I did not hold a degree (even though I met and exceeded every other job requirement). I don't think this is necessarily fair, but it's how things are.
Here's what I could guarantee if you were to invest in me:
I don't have any idea what I can do to repay you for such a scholarship, but I would love the opportunity to at least talk with you about it. If it turns out that you're not interested, I understand. It's a significant sum of money, and I'm a complete stranger at this point.
If, by some miracle, you are interested, feel free to contact me via the Contact page on this site or send me an email at me@cweagans.net.
I hope to hear from you soon.
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Steve Taylor (not verified) says:
Gutsy call, I'll see if I can't get a few reposts for you. Good luck!
Anonymous (not verified) says:
I don't think you realize you're in a catch-22. You say that you're the next big shit, that you can program, are smart as fuck, started a business in high school, but for some reason are still broke. You ever think that you're not making any money because you suck at it? Maybe you're not as good as you think you are?
If you weren't such a dumbfuck then you'd file taxes separate from your parents, fulfill the requirements to be considered an independent, and then file for student loans when your "household" income comes out to the couple of dollars you make. Stop asking for free money, stop being a dumbass, and make yourself useful.
cweagans says:
I realize you'll probably never see this reply because I doubt you're actively monitoring this page, but I'll dignify you with a response anyways.
Have you considered that the economy sucks? A lot? I'm doing okay by anyone's standards, but I still cannot afford college. I have a car loan and rent to pay.
Perhaps before you say such things, you should consider that I've been pursuing college for two years and that I've tried everything in my power to be able to get to college.
As far as the quality of my programming skills go, I don't think that you are able to make any sort of informed opinion (but I wouldn't know, since I don't know who you are - too much of a coward to put your name behind your words?).
I do file separately from my parents, but that's simply not enough to qualify for student loans. They still look at my parents' tax returns when determining my eligibility, and no matter what I do, they will until I'm 24. That's how it goes.
I'm not asking for free money. As noted in the post, I don't know what I could do to repay Zuckerberg for a scholarship, but I'd like to at least -talk- to him about it.
If it turns out that it's not worth the investment for him, then I can't say I didn't try.
Thanks for your opinion.
Suomynona (not verified) says:
Even more importantly, you _can not_ be considered financially independant by the government until you're 24, married, have kids, or are enlisted, regardless of whether you pay taxes or not. So it's not like he can just get financial aid right now.
Lewy London (not verified) says:
Dear Anonymous,
Since you actually took the time to make your... cunning post, I'd like to humour you with a response.
Since you clearly appear to be doing quite well for yourself and are obviously a very knowledgeable person, I must ask you, what is your extent of knowledge in law? Further, exactly what college did you go to, and how did that turn out for you? Still paying on student loans?
Cameron has quite a few traits that his generation have really not be taught. Persistence, Dedication, Responsibility, Crticial Thinking, Awareness, Resourcefulness, Imagination, and the always important Open Mind. These kinds of lessons have been weened out of our society and have been replaced with selfish and childish ambitions.
The fact that he is capable of displaying the ethics of a previous generation, birthed from the environment of self-indulgence more than displays his personal capabilities. This is something I'm sure a man like Mark Zuckerberg can relate to. That relation, that bond is actually the origin of many organisations, charities, fund raisers, etc...
Clearly this is something too in-depth for you to understand. You, frankly, appear to be just another simpleton realest with a poor outlook on life.
Sincerely,
Lewy.
someone (not verified) says:
The answer to your question is: No Zuckerberg cannot hear you, and nor does he care about your situation or your dreams.
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